This is how we're doing this. Old School. 2001.
*~yOu CaN't siT WiTh uS!~*
1. Name: Kim Seay
2. a/s/l: 34/she-her/SC, US
3. favorite snack: anything with a carb - if we're being honest
4. height: 5'9"ish
5. favorite season: the fall of the patriarchy
6. how late did you stay up last night?: my life is just a perpetual cycle of naps
7. last time you cried?: this morning, probably - there were donuts involved
8. what do you collect?: frames, a lot of fucking picture frames... and vintage embroidery
9. favorite color: all of them
10. useless talent: probably this *gestures wildly to my whole life*
11. closest thing to real life magic: giving birth
12. how do you like your steak?: is this a sex joke? either way, medium rare
13. what was the last film you saw at the cinema?: Joker
14. what is your favorite TV show?: Favorite is a strong word. If stitching, I’ll put on Bob’s Burgers, Golden Girls, West Wing, Forensic Files… When I was on maternity leave, I watched a lot of Good Times, Sopranos, Family Matters, Star Trek, the Office… a notable mention: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
15. if you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?: a land where Jackson, TN and Charleston, SC are right next to each other, but we have weather like the Pacific Northwest and we live like Italians.
16. what did you have for breakfast?: a granola bar and coffee
17. what is your favorite cuisine?: I’m an equal opportunity for most foods
18. what foods do you dislike?: olives, jell-o, wet eggs
19. favorite place to eat?: I’ve been eating the hell out of some Cuban Gypsy Pantry
20. what kind of vehicle do you drive?: if you ain’t got a foreign then she laugh at you
21. where would you visit if you had the chance?: 100% of the time – my grandmother
22. where would you want to retire?: What does “retire” mean?
23. favorite time of day?: not morning
24. where were you born?: Alabama
25. what is your favorite sport to watch?: basketball. Tall, sweaty men? sign me up!
26. do you have any pets?: the Brutus
27. what did you want to be when you were little?: a Real Estate Tax Specialist
28. are you married?: yes
29. been in a car accident?: yes
30. any pet peeves?: yes
31. from whom did you get your last email?: Lovehoney.com
32. like your job?: she’s an overachiever cause all she do is suck-seed
33. broccoli?: yes
34. What was your favorite vacation?: Italy and the train to Portland
35. last person you went out to dinner with?: that’s a joke right? Kara and I got take out and I fed my son some boob in my car. Does that count?
36. what are you listening to right now?: the movie-film “Midway”
37. how many tattoos do you have?: do freckles count?
38. coffee drinker?: yes
There were 50 of these fucking questions, fuck it.